A man's handbag or purse; a satchel or messenger bag that is smaller than normal or worn all the time.
Dwayne thinks he looks really cool with that Gucci cross-body satchel on- someone should tell him that mandbag makes him look like a douche.
A crazy mess. A mess, to an excessive degree. Most appropriately used to describe a situation or person.
Did you drive past the eight-car pileup on I-10 during rush hour this morning? It was crazimess!! Traffic was backed up for miles, and I was like an hour late to work.