A group of retards; could be used either referring the literal definition (I.E. severely physically/cognitively impaired individuals) or just a brigade of dumbasses. Sometimes extended to "Crayon Crunching Crew"—which adds emphasis to the fact that the people being referred to with such namesake are extraretarded.
1: "Hey, there's the crayon crew coming out of the life-skills class, I feel bad for those tard wranglers."
2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.