Crawford Moment 

A significant moment in which a person will have either reached or exceeded their level of tolerance on the bull-shit scale. It is characterized as a bitch fit that often resembles that of Joan Crawford in the Movie "Mommie Dearest". Screaming, swearing, and cursing is often involved. No crap will be condoned. Crawford moments often occur in middle-aged women who are antagonized by their hell-raising children or needy husbands.

Joan: Tina, I will not allow any daughter of mine to wear tight-ass jeans and purple stripper boots out in public!

Tina: I'm not gonna listen to you! I'm gonna wear what I want and you can't stop me!

Joan: If you give me anymore of that bullshit, I'm going to have a Crawford Moment!!!

Tina: *Shudders* Ok fine, you win! Anything to keep that from happening!

Crawford Moment by IHeartBitches July 28, 2010

Crawford moment 

When a man with a potato-shaped torso clasps rejection in a abstract briefcase

Did you hear about Cliff?
No, what happened?
He had a Crawford moment 🫡🫡🫡

Crawford moment by CrawfordMoment April 26, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008