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1. More commonly known as toilet paper, but can also be used to describe napkins used to wipe really nasty junk off of your hands. It's also more fun to say than napkin. (try it)

2. It can also be used to describe babies... Kin, like the German "chen" is often used to indicate someone or something that is small (or in an endearing mannner), so a little crap is a crapkin. (mostly because babies poop way more than you'd expect) Their diapers can also be called crapkins.
Boy- "Dad, we need some more crapkins!"

(ex. 2)
Random mom- "Dangit John, the last thing we need is another crapkin running around here!"

(3)Diaper-changing person- "Eew, little Buddy, you go through crapkins like there's no tomorrow!"
crapkin by Hans le Noir February 4, 2006
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The name given to toilet paper used to stuff between your buttcheeks after you finish wiping your ass to collect any remaining feces
Friend 1: "Yo is that a Crapkin next to that table over there?"
Friend 2: "Yes and that dude is about to pick it up and throw it away, not knowing that was stuffed up someones ass!"
Crapkin by TDrizzle2801 September 26, 2018
A napkin that you put crap in, thus the name crap-kin.
Kid 1: Uhg this food is nasty!

Kid 2: Quick spit it into your crapkin!
Crapkin by outofmyvulcanmind123 February 6, 2010

cranking hoons 

The act of smoking a cigarette, normally done in a squatting position.
Wheres Lee?
Oh he’s out back cranking hoons
cranking hoons by Pimpdaddy52 February 8, 2018

Cracking the UAV 

To be looking for woman to hook up with.

Refers to a killstreak in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, where a UAV (unarmed aerial vehicle) would indicate the location of enemies on the minimap. Similarly, cracking the UAV means looking for woman to have sex with.

First coined by the TikToker onlyonedan
On Friday night, the lads and I will be cracking the UAV at the club.
Cracking the UAV by Dragocaust April 28, 2023

crapping around 

Hanging out where there is the greatest concentration of great deals and values.
We were just crapping around at the Piggly Wiggly and found soup 3 for a dollar!
crapping around by daveburdick December 22, 2007

crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"
Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.
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