Craon

What stupid people call “crayons”. Is mostly used by southerners, people who act like they’re dumb, or people who are genuinely mentally challenged.

Karen: Ms Barnes can I have a craon to color

Literally everyone else: It’s a crayon you idiot

Craon by you_might_be_a_good_person June 2, 2023

cranbaisins 

A portmanteau of cranberries and raisins.

Katya: Mr. Sleepy Head!
Archer: Sleep? I've been doing yogic breathing work for two hours. My balls are like cranbaisins.
Katya: What?
Archer: Cranberry raisins?
Katya: Craisins?
Archer: Whatever, yes, I call them cranbaisins.

cranbaisins by natalie portmanteaux May 28, 2023

crance 

cry + dance = crance. when you're moved to tears while dancing.

The performance was just so epic & moving, I cranced silently lost in the crowd.

crance by The O.L.G. September 25, 2012

cranberry mist 

When a girl on her period queefs and a red, bloody mist sprays out of her vagina.

I went down on my girlfriend and didn't know she starting ragging until she queefed and I caught a cranberry mist in the face.

cranberry mist by cookiesandtits April 24, 2014

Cranberry Fucknut 

Probably the best insult to use. Ever. Use it instead of dipshit, or even ass hat.

Man, you can be a real cranberry fucknut sometimes.

Cranberry Fucknut by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty January 20, 2016

Sprite Cranberry 

A seasonal variation of Sprite that is truly the nectar of the gods. Most commonly drunk in thirstier times of the year. Popularized by artist DRAM and LeBron James.

Lebron: Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

Sprite Cranberry by Spaghetti-Os November 22, 2018

Cran 

Colorado slang meaning "pussy," "mark," or all around coward. Popularized by Denver's eastside but has since spread through the box state.

That nigga don't wanna run the twos, he a cran!

His cran ass be talking to the tees!

Cran by MississippiIncenseMan February 12, 2023