Maybe

Parent speak for no.
Kid: hey mom can I go to the mall with my friends

Mom: maybe

2 hrs later

Kid: hey mom have you decided

Mom: go away I already said no
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Craon

What stupid people call “crayons”. Is mostly used by southerners, people who act like they’re dumb, or people who are genuinely mentally challenged.
Karen: Ms Barnes can I have a craon to color

Literally everyone else: It’s a crayon you idiot
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