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an itchy anus when one does not fully wipe.

Mary developed an irritating case of cranky ass because she ran out of toilet paper.

Cranky Ass by Jake November 8, 2003

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Cranky Ass

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.

I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.

Cranky Ass by Duke January 22, 2003

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crank ass bitch

"Crank ass bitch" "Crank" (N) A term use to describe a female who is having sexual actions with numerous men in a very short time spam.

She's been having sex with the whole state of Maryland, she's definitely a "crank ass bitch!" "Crank ass bitch" "Crank" (N) A term used to describe a female who is having sex with numerous men in a very short time spam.

crank ass bitch by Cranksbetrippin July 23, 2016

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crank ass

crank ass! short for the word "cranky"

that damn gym teacher named krista is such a crank ass all the time!!

crank ass by crazy person May 26, 2006

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Crank Ass Nigga

An adjective, with its origins in inter-city Atlanta, is used to refer to someone that is acting in a manner similar to that of someone who is high or on methamphetamine.

"I'm going to fuck that crank ass nigga up for looking at my man like that."

Crank Ass Nigga by BamBam_ShoelessMan July 18, 2016

Ass Crank

When you use anal sex to get a girl moving sexually.

Becky was just laying there like a dead girl so I pulled it out and gave her an Ass Crank. She came to life then. We did it all night mostly with her on top. She came 8 times. A good ass cranking can get a girl started.

Ass Crank by Gearls March 6, 2009

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Ass Crank Cock Stank

When you give a girl anal, pull that shit out and make her take a whiff of your dominance.

Ass crank cock stank

Ass Crank Cock Stank by CottNPickNNigger September 30, 2017

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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