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crank tank 

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Someone who is a barrel full of grumpiness. Despite all actions to turn the tidal mood, this mammal refuses efforts on all fronts. Applying the phrase "crank tank" when referring to said offender will often remedy the situation, assisting the grump bucket in performing a 180 degree turnaround.
"He woke up from his nap in full crank tank mode. He was pouting like a grump-asaur!"

"That girl is walking the crank tank plank."
crank tank by ahwoodul May 29, 2009
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crank tank 

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Another form of the ubiquitous 'wank bank'
The area of your brain used for storing images that will later be used for self pleasure.
On seeing a hot girl walk by...

'thats going straight in the crank tank'
crank tank by Ollie Raison April 16, 2008
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Related Words
crank tank • crankthetank • tank your crank • Crack the tank • Cranktankerous • crantankerous • Crank Yankers • crank bank • Crank Wank • crank cankers

Crank Tank 

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To penitrate a womans area and fill her up with fluids.
Guy 1 : Man did you sleep with that chick last night?

Guy 2: Yea man totally Crank Tanked Her
Crank Tank by P Man JOnes December 16, 2011
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Crank the Tank 

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Verb: A conspicuous way of asking to have a hit of your mates hoon/tronax at work or school (or parties).
Synonyms: hit the vape, have a toke, "fuck your wife", schlomax the tronax, wang the schmang, have a hoon.
Bro 1: Yo im feening so hard rn can I crank the tank?
Bro 2: ye bro but its like 20 nic so its lowkey shit
Bro 1: shot g time to go N block bathrooms
Crank the Tank by Ciggybutt-brain March 12, 2022
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tank your crank

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A phrased used to politely tell a cranky jack ass to shut the hell up or to contain their bad mood.

Person One: Hey man do you want a pickel?

Person Two: What the hell man, you know i hate pickels, why would you even offer me one you asshole!

Person One: Whoooaa there buddy, tank your crank!
tank your crank by Breanne Kuhnhausen February 20, 2009
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Crack the tank 

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To fuck the shit out of a fat bitch
Did you recently crack the tank
Crack the tank by Boogle907 June 6, 2025
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Cranktankerous

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crank·tan·ker·ous
adj.

1. Having a bad disposition.

2. Ill-tempered.
After boozing it up all night, Kelly woke up the next morning feeling cranktankerous and ready for a fight.
Cranktankerous by hibelu September 1, 2008
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crunchy 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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