Any song that is so good that you can “crank to it”

English word deriving from the combination of 'cry' and 'wank' (slang for masturbation) to denote the fact that the masturbation is rooted in deep sadness and is the poor man's rendition of drinking one's sorrows away

A slang term for vagina

To have a crap and a wank at the same time.

having a wank whilst crying - emo style.

Yorkshire slang. A general insult along the vein of muppet.

to cry and wank simultaneously