Urban Dictionary: Crank

crank

A cheap form of meth made in trailer kitchens. often causes gritting of teeth, assholeyness, destruction, inability to pay bills, romantic relationships with ones aids infected cousin, and finally complete retardation.

1. Grary nd' nikole loves they crank.

2. The more CRNK I snort the mores i become the hulk.

by the magical muffin September 11, 2004

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to turn the volume of your sound system up real loud

"I love to crank up Metallica and watch the furniture fall apart!"

by Paulie January 07, 2004

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crank

to cry and wank. after one has encountered an unfortunate incident in which they are forced to cry they go away to wank and cry at the same time.

jeremy cranked after ashley smacked him

by ziboi October 18, 2008

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crank

A form of less pure meth made with anhydrous ammonia and lithium. The anhydrous ammonia is used in farming through out the mid-west. Crystal is a very pure form of meth made with red phosphras and iodine. Crank is often white to a peanut butter brown in color and is in powder or rock type form.

That guy buying all those cold pills is a crank cook.....

by Hellbound42101 January 26, 2007

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crank

A versatile term originating from students at Birch Wathen Lenox, "crank" is used to portray any given action (most commonly hooking up or smoking marijuana.) However, it can be used to describe any action, as it is all up to the user's discretion.
Alternate Variations: Crank dat (any noun/verb)

Kid 1: I got OD trees
Kid 2: Can we crank?

Kid 1: I'm so cranked

Kid 1: How long have you been trying to get with her?
Kid 2: Two weeks
Kid 1: TWO weeks and you haven't cranked!?

Kid 1: Wanna go crank?
Kid 2: Cheel, I'm good.
Kid 1: Wow, crank dat gaysha

Kid 1: We gotta be beast stealthy
Kid 2: Yea, crank dat splinter cell

Kid 1: Crank dat bathroom?

by Urban Dictionary May 02, 2008

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n. penis

Dude got caught with his hand on his crank.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

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Crank

A female that display a number of the following characteristics: clingy, overly keen, smothering, controlling, easily stressed, highly opinionated, violent, emotionally volatile, unreasonable or just generally high maintenance.

1. "That girl i met the other week, bit of crank. she wont leave me alone!"

2. "I would come out mate but my girlfriends being a bit of crank about it"

3. "Stop being so fucking cranky"

by eagles85 July 10, 2008

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