Cranburian 

Someone who is a privelidged snobby white ass who takes off women’s bras and leaves them on the front lawn in front of Princeton’s highschool. Make sure your bra traps extra tight when you come to see them and make sure you’re wearing at least eight layers or these snobby rich kids will steal it all from you

“I fucked a cranburian once. He started listing his net worth during oral.

Cranburian by Jack with a Q October 10, 2018

Cranburricane 

The appearance, smell, taste, and sound of when a woman forgets to wear a tampon and the period juice dribbles down to be sucked into her squiffer, forming a vacuum inside her arse. If she then proceeds to fart, it sprays a tornado of guffe blood absorbing anything or anyone in it's path, thus, creating a cranberry hurrincane (cranburricane).

Stephanie was walking down the street, when suddenly, she felt a warm trickle of fluid creeping out her pussy.
She stopped, sat down, layed upon her back, trying to up-suck the juice back into her fadge.
This technique didn't work, and the blood flowed into her crack.
She took a deep breath, and (s)creamed in utter pleasure, and all of a sudden.... CRANBURRICANE!
Stephanie's dog, Jasper, got sucked into this horrible mess, and was no more.
Stpehanie's Cranburricane caused $4,500 worth of damage, and the entire city was covered in wet, sticky, nutty jam.

Cranburricane by erectism January 11, 2008

crabarian 

found on your moms cunt hair

yummalicous

crabarian by i touch myself on the nipples May 19, 2003

crabarian 

a knnda crab with big pinchers and is small also known as crabby

I smashed crabarian

crabarian by Cangh Jui May 18, 2003