Cranburian

Someone who is a privelidged snobby white ass who takes off women’s bras and leaves them on the front lawn in front of Princeton’s highschool. Make sure your bra traps extra tight when you come to see them and make sure you’re wearing at least eight layers or these snobby rich kids will steal it all from you

“I fucked a cranburian once. He started listing his net worth during oral.

Cranburian by Jack with a Q October 10, 2018

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Cranburricane

The appearance, smell, taste, and sound of when a woman forgets to wear a tampon and the period juice dribbles down to be sucked into her squiffer, forming a vacuum inside her arse. If she then proceeds to fart, it sprays a tornado of guffe blood absorbing anything or anyone in it's path, thus, creating a cranberry hurrincane (cranburricane).

Stephanie was walking down the street, when suddenly, she felt a warm trickle of fluid creeping out her pussy.
She stopped, sat down, layed upon her back, trying to up-suck the juice back into her fadge.
This technique didn't work, and the blood flowed into her crack.
She took a deep breath, and (s)creamed in utter pleasure, and all of a sudden.... CRANBURRICANE!
Stephanie's dog, Jasper, got sucked into this horrible mess, and was no more.
Stpehanie's Cranburricane caused $4,500 worth of damage, and the entire city was covered in wet, sticky, nutty jam.

Cranburricane by erectism January 11, 2008

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crabarian

found on your moms cunt hair

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crabarian by i touch myself on the nipples May 19, 2003

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crabarian

a knnda crab with big pinchers and is small also known as crabby

I smashed crabarian

crabarian by Cangh Jui May 18, 2003

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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