Craigfish

A one of a kind fish that only one person in the world has successfully caught. Her name is N.
HOLY SHIT IT'S A CRAIGFISH!!!
by Craigfish October 21, 2013
mugGet the Craigfishmug.

tegnut

A small dried nugget of poo (or mixture of poo and underwear fluff) that is sometimes found clinging to the hair around the anus.
Mate, I didn't wipe my arse properly this morning and I've just pulled out the biggest Tegnut.
by craigfish November 25, 2015
mugGet the tegnutmug.