Cracker Barrel Baptism
Cracker Barrel Baptism by Cale The Whale š³ January 18, 2024
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Cracker Barrel Baptism
First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)
Cracker Barrel Baptism by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024
Cracker Barrel Baptism
An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of itās previous poundings.
Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny youāve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.
A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.
Q: Alright. Itās time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.
Q: Alright. Itās time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
Cracker Barrel Baptism by EmÅĆntħĆøny February 20, 2024
ShackteĆ¢u
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted placeāWales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alpsāwhere the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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ShackteĆ¢u - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine ShackteĆ¢u with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
ShackteĆ¢u by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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breatharian
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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