Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.

Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)

“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”

by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024