Crack Straw

When you stick your crack pipe in one’s vag , light the crack and inhale through their mouth effectively making them a crack straw

Average Joe: nah dude I got ma girl to do the crack straw yesterday , crazy litty
Average friend : no way , how was it

Average joe : she’s dead

Crack Straw by DailyCrackSmoka November 11, 2021

strawberry crack 

A really sucky kind of weed that only gets you high for 5 minutes

I'm gonna buy some strawberry crack, awe man not that lame shit again

strawberry crack by Strawberry crack December 18, 2016

crackstrap 

1. The part of the thong that disappears into the asscrack.

2. Choice cut of ass in a female. Similar to the choice cut of a deer, known as the backstrap.

I love to nibble on my girls crackstrap.

crackstrap by Legendary Films October 20, 2004

Crackstracted

/krakˈstraktɪd/🔊
Adjective • The mental and physical state of a person who is distracted to the extent of essentially paralytic proportions due to being completely consumed by thoughts, plans or actions perceived by the person to be of critical importance.

Adverb • Unable to complete (or often begin) general basic tasks required for living because/untill other seemilngly more urgent yet ultimately irrelevant tasks are completed meticulously, specifically due to ones current intoxicated state.

Example 1 • John didn't make it to Mary's birthday party because he was too crackstracted and spent the entire night looking for lingerie online that he imagines Mary will wear for him if he purchases it as a birthday present for her.

Example 2 • Mary was dissapointed because she wore no panties in anticipation of John's arrival however she enjoyed her birthday with her other friends who were uncrackstracted.

Example 3 • Man, I am so crackstracted right now! I haven't even fed the kids dinner yet and it's already 2am ...been too busy contributing to Urban Dictionary 😅

Crackstracted by LaedyFuckYeah November 2, 2018