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Crack Face 

To embarrass someone to the point where their face cracks like a broken mirror. Usually by pointing out that they are wrong in their assertion.
She tried to tell me Fox News was unbiased but I had to crack face.
Crack Face by Dman508 March 12, 2011
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crack face 

Someone who looks really high on crack or similar drug, pale, skinny, paranoid
"I saw a chick on Springer who had serious crack face."
crack face by xphile_1002 April 17, 2008

crack face 

To laugh (because whhen you open your mouth, it's like your face is cracking).
"He's going to be so hilarious!"
"I know! I'm totally gonna crack face."
crack face by Kyle Rainey February 4, 2006

Crack-face Monster 

The corpse like look of a crack addicts face due to many years of drug use. This includes sunken in eyes, cheeks and greyish leathery skin. These people often look like wandering demons hence the name crack-face "monster."
Jenny went for a trip downtown where she saw a crack-face monster flailing along the sidewalk.
Crack-face Monster by psychobunny January 8, 2009

son of a crack face 

another way of saying son of a bitch, without getting in trouble with a coach, teacher, or family member.
person misses tackle and runs past his/her coach to the sideline saying son of a crack face!
son of a crack face by kg&lk December 31, 2009

FACE CRACK 

Popularised by the tv show Rupaul's Drag Race, face crack is a term used to refer a shocking event. When something you don't expect makes you react : you are face cracked

See also : being gagged
If a friend tells you something shocking via text and you are shocked you can reply with *face crack*
FACE CRACK by Ellepellerin January 1, 2021

Face Crack 

Common slag used within the gay community. Reacting with an extreme facial expression, to the point where it might make your face crack.
“When she came for me like that I had me the face crack of the millennium” - RuPaul
Face Crack by eaterofdicks September 22, 2016
Word of the Day on December 19, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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