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A very non-intellegent human being that has little to no life. The "Crabbe" Is a person that loves video games but is a major n00b online. He/She has very little social skills and hangs around more popular people to cut down on being picked on.
Wow, dude you are being a complete "Crabbe" right now.....
by THC_Caravan November 21, 2009
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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another word for someone who is actin like i gaint bitch
boy 1: hey i heard franklin was crying when hes dumb dog Mary died
boy 2 : man i hate that guy

boy 1: ya he acts like such a Crabbe

boy 2: ya man i fucking hate Crabbe's
by jordan longmire November 06, 2013
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