A very non-intellegent human being that has little to no life. The "Crabbe" Is a person that loves video games but is a major n00b online. He/She has very little social skills and hangs around more popular people to cut down on being picked on.
by THC_Caravan November 22, 2009
boy 1: hey i heard franklin was crying when hes dumb dog Mary died
boy 2 : man i hate that guy
boy 1: ya he acts like such a Crabbe
boy 2: ya man i fucking hate Crabbe's
boy 2 : man i hate that guy
boy 1: ya he acts like such a Crabbe
boy 2: ya man i fucking hate Crabbe's
by jordan longmire November 7, 2013
P1: You still coming out tonight?
P2: Nahh, think i'll have a night in.
P1: You fag ... don't pull a Crabb!!
P2: Nahh, think i'll have a night in.
P1: You fag ... don't pull a Crabb!!
by mmmhmmm March 4, 2005
She is the best person in the world, so kind, and thoughtful, she's not a slag, she's gorgeous and beautiful.
hotcharlotte crabbe
by yamanbob July 24, 2011
The craziest red head fuck ever. Has a 18 incher soft (think about it) Charles Crabb is a man in the eyes of the Aztec Gods
by BOOBSBOOBS December 8, 2009
Well known local singer/songwriter. Known for such hit singles as 'Woodbound' and ''Red Haired Girl' with the Johnathan Crabb Project. Known for such hit phrases 'I'll light your fire, honey!!' and 'What's a CRABB-A-LACKIN!!'.
1.Guy1 'You getting down with Crabbs tonight?'
Guy2 'I'm totally Woodbound!!!'
2.Guy 'I'm spreading the Crabbs tonight!'
3.Guy1 'You heard, Jonny Crabbs is on tonight!!'
Guy2 'Ooh, I'm totally woodbound for him!'
Guy2 'I'm totally Woodbound!!!'
2.Guy 'I'm spreading the Crabbs tonight!'
3.Guy1 'You heard, Jonny Crabbs is on tonight!!'
Guy2 'Ooh, I'm totally woodbound for him!'
by ChAOS83 January 22, 2013
Kaitlin crabbe is a bad friend she is a rude untrustworthy backstabbing bitch! If your friends with her don’t tell her your secrets because she is 2 faced and will tell everyone your secret! She is also jealous and will steal your stuff
by Megan thee stillion May 21, 2022