3 definitions by ChAOS83

Jonny Crabbs

Well known local singer/songwriter. Known for such hit singles as 'Woodbound' and ''Red Haired Girl' with the Johnathan Crabb Project. Known for such hit phrases 'I'll light your fire, honey!!' and 'What's a CRABB-A-LACKIN!!'.

1.Guy1 'You getting down with Crabbs tonight?'

Guy2 'I'm totally Woodbound!!!'

2.Guy 'I'm spreading the Crabbs tonight!'

3.Guy1 'You heard, Jonny Crabbs is on tonight!!'

Guy2 'Ooh, I'm totally woodbound for him!'

by ChAOS83 January 22, 2013

Woodbound

To be in the knowledge that you will be on the receiving end of cock. To head out looking for a cock sandwich.

1. Guy 'I'm gonna be getting a cock-sandwich tonight'

Guy 2 'Oooh, He's woodbound!!'

2. 'Time to hit the gay bars tonight, We're woodbound!!'

3. Girl 'I just broke up with my boyfriend'

Girl 2 'I'm taking you out tonight girl. This bitch is woodbound!'

by ChAOS83 January 21, 2013

Woodbound

Used to specify meeting at a place associated with sex or a place to pick up a sexual partner. To say you are woodbound, is to say you are heading that way now. Could also be a place where most people would be found eating a cock sandwich.

1. Guy1 'Are you heading down to the bar?'

Guy2 'Yep, I'm woodbound as we speak'

2. Guy1 'Yo bro, I'm woodbound!'

Guy 2 'Meet ya there bro ASAP'

by ChAOS83 January 22, 2013