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Woodbound 

To be in the knowledge that you will be on the receiving end of cock. To head out looking for a cock sandwich.
1. Guy 'I'm gonna be getting a cock-sandwich tonight'

Guy 2 'Oooh, He's woodbound!!'

2. 'Time to hit the gay bars tonight, We're woodbound!!'

3. Girl 'I just broke up with my boyfriend'

Girl 2 'I'm taking you out tonight girl. This bitch is woodbound!'
Woodbound by ChAOS83 January 21, 2013
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Woodbound 

Used to specify meeting at a place associated with sex or a place to pick up a sexual partner. To say you are woodbound, is to say you are heading that way now. Could also be a place where most people would be found eating a cock sandwich.
1. Guy1 'Are you heading down to the bar?'

Guy2 'Yep, I'm woodbound as we speak'

2. Guy1 'Yo bro, I'm woodbound!'

Guy 2 'Meet ya there bro ASAP'
Woodbound by ChAOS83 January 22, 2013
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Wordbond 

Shortened version of "Word is bond" which is shortened version of "My word is my bond".

Meaning what you say is true and good.

However it can be used as a equivalent to saying "for real" or "are you serious".
Man 1: Yo man I tapped that ass last night
Man 2: Really?
Man 1: Wordbond

Dude 1: Hey man I almost hooked up with Jessica last night
Dude 2: Wordbond?
Dude 1: Yah man
Wordbond by Madanagry January 28, 2011

Hoodbound 

Wherever you go you're bound to come back to the hood.
I was living out of town but now i'm Hoodbound.
Hoodbound by hoodboun August 25, 2016

wordpounds 

The relative weight of your words.
"you know Tina tallks alot, but there are very few wordpounds in what she's saying", It's like 'more bullshit-less wordpounds'."
wordpounds by Ambidextrawordist October 30, 2011

Hoodbound 

Unable to leave the hood, due to gangs and crooked cops.
You know Jamal he's Hoodbound that neighborhood is dangerous as hell
Hoodbound by Street Pastor April 25, 2019

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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