The crab coochie is located where the crab’s legs come together. There may be one crab coochie or many. Either way, the crab coochie holds an abundance of sweet meat you can only truly experience with your tongue and hot butter.
Did you see Conley working that crab coochie at dinner last night? She was working it.
Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.
Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.
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“ oh so she’s a crab infested coochie cricket?”
“ oh so she’s a crab infested coochie cricket?”
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