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Cow Patty
The reason why Gateway Computers has a cow as a spokesman is because, just like a cow patty, Gateway Computers comes from a cow's ass.
Cow Patty by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 5, 2009
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Cow Patty • cow patty surprise • reverse cowpatty • cow tipping • cow girl • cow fucker • cow juice • Cow Man • cow pie • cow puncher
Cow Patty
When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.
Cow Patty by thatausguy July 23, 2019
cow patty surprise
cow patty surprise by chicken fried negro sammich March 30, 2009
reverse cowpatty
reverse cowpatty by turkishblend May 12, 2015
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