Covid Divot

The indent left in my couch after quarantine from SARS-CoV-2

I should have alternated where I sat on the couch during quarantine because now there's a Covid Divot right in the middle and I can't sleep on it anymore.

by FEISTYCADAVER April 26, 2020

Covid Devoted

Willing to travel great distances to a booty call from a stranger on a dating app. Dedicated to dying for that dick during CDC recommended quarantine and self-Isolation.

Did you see Susie coming home from that strangers house from hinge early this morning she is covid devoted.

by kgarrity May 21, 2020