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Unit of measurement equal to 2.5 pounds of excrement. Must be verified by the European Fecal Standards and Measurement board located in Zurich.
Dude I just took a crap that weighed at least 4 courics.
by Lopier October 12, 2007
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The standard measurement of feces. 1 lb.= 2.5 c
I swear I took a crap that had to have been atleast 7 courics!
by Bigworm1591 October 10, 2007
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The unit in measuring one's or other's feces. Approximately equal to 2.2 pounds.
Blast! That fece must weigh at least 7 Courics!
by granger3 October 18, 2007
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A Couric is a measurement of fecal matter which was highlighted
in an episode of Southpark. It is believed that the common denominator of all conversation can be boiled down to poo thus is very helpful to know the proper units of measurement.
16 (Ann)currys = 1 (Jane)pauly
16 paulies = 1 (Katie)couric
7 courics = 1 (Al)roker
14 rokers = 1 (Meridith)vieira
28 vieira = 1 (Matt)laurer
112 laurers = 1 (Gene)shalit
364 shalits = 1 (Deborah)norville
2240 norvilles = 1 (Bryant)gumbel

a unit of measurement of something of no value or worth, measurement of something that is pointless much like the content of morning news programs. Most countries use the simpler decimalised system of measurement

100 (Joan) lundens = 1 (Charles)gibson
1000 gibsons = 1 (Dianne) sawyer
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A unit of measurement that equals 2.5 per (Katie) Couric.
Bono was the largest record of courics.

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