couric

A unit of measure for human feces, where one couric equals 2.5 pounds.

Holy Shit! I just crapped a 4 Couric.

by Metal850 October 15, 2007

couric

A measurement scale that is used to measure the weight of human feces. Each couric is approximately 2.5 pounds of human crap.

I took the biggest crap last night. It must have been 2 courics!!

by noved October 11, 2007

couric

The sound a heart makes when breaking.

I could totally hear a couric coming from Colbert when he found out that he was lied to by none other than Katie Couric.

by Zuhair August 25, 2007

Katie Couric

The unit of measurement for a piece of shit.

Dude I have to drop some major dumpage. This beast is going to be at least 8 katie courics

by teapotme January 8, 2011

couric

1 "Couric" = about 2.5 lbs

Randy Marsh's turd was about 8.5 Courics

by jgo'c October 11, 2007

Katie Couric

A short fat old midgit woman who gives the news on NBC. Actually, they fired her butt and she now works for one of the other networks. She thinks it is cute to act like a perky dense teenybopper even though she is older than dinosaur shit.

Katie Couric sucks ass.

by Nancy H. Hollingsworth July 28, 2010

Katie Couric

Hot, dumb fucking bitch on television in the United States.

New Yorker: Ey, look - Katie Couric is on TV!

Floridian: Naw mane, Katie Couric is in the TV, not on it.

Californian: Nah bruh, she's not in it or on it, because she's sucking my fat cock. Surfs up!

by Daniel Rather March 4, 2009