The standard measuring unit for human faeces.
1 Couric is approximately 2.5 lbs of excrement.
Taken from South Park, Season 11 Episode 9 “More Crap”.
“It is a tremendous crap, Mr. Marsh. Your crap officially weighs 8.6 Courics.”

“Look at the crap I took all those years ago. Bono is now almost 6 feet tall and over 80 Courics in weight. No matter how you look at it, he IS still the record.”
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The international weight unit by which "craps" are measured. Equivalent to 2.5 pounds.
Randy Marsh's crap weighed 8.6 courics, but Bono's weighed 9.5.
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The weight measurement system used by Switzerland to weigh people's shit.
"Dubin ate Chipotle every meal for 2 straight weeks and shat a pooper that weighed 6.7 couric's"
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Otherwise known as "Kurich". A Kurich/Couric is a unit of weight equal to 2.578 pounds, or 1.169 kilogram. This unit of weight is used by the European Fecal Standards And Measurements to measure the weight of feces. This term was made popular by South Park Episode 1009: More Crap.
The current record is 2.6346 Kurichs/courics, confirmed on 2/15/2006 in Austria.
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The measurement of human feces; 1 couric weighs 2 pounds.
Your crap weighs only 2 courics,
only 4 pounds
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A unit of human fecal measurement. One Couric is approximately 2.5lbs of human fecal material.

Stan's dad takes what he believes is a record-breaking sized bowel movement, so he calls for an official weigh in by officials at the office of European Fecal Standards and Measurements in Zurich. The official unit of measurement is a Couric, named for the CBS news anchor, Katie Couric.

Bro 1:Dude! I just totally took a 4 Couric dump!!!

Bro 2: Whatever man, Bill Reilly talks that out of his mouth almost ever weeknight.
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