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Couple-Skate Pop

Any piece of art (usually pertaining to music) that conjures the memory and/or emotions evoked from said memory of going to the skating rink, playing video games waiting for the DJ to play that perfect song signaling you to do one of three things:

A. Grab the girl you dig and impress her with your ability to skate backwards slowly while skating with her,

B. Sulk quiletly on the edges of the rink or the dining area longing for someone to couple skate with.

C. Continue whooping ass at Cruisn' USA to hide the pain of not having someone to enjoy the couple-skate with.

Couple-Skate Pop, or CSP, is generally used to negatively categorize bad art. However, because some people (the popular kids) associate pleasant memoies with this term it can be used in a positive way. Franky, this is rarely the case.
"I got the new Bo Bice record and was disapointed to find that it's nothing more than couple-skate pop."

skater couple

They are the two kids who share earbuds, tease each other in the halls, and basically act like a couple. They like to skateboard, and often do it together. Not the most popular couple, but are known by others. They overall seem like really cool people, and look awesome together.
Person 1: Yo did you see that skater couple?
Person 2: Yeah. They looked really cool.
skater couple by rootbeer&icecream December 7, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008