Similar to a blumkin, where a man receives a blowjob from woman while taking a monstrous shit. The only difference being that the entire operation takes place in an outhouse.
After a hard day of digging potatoes on the farm, Matt was happier than a pig in shit to receive a country blumkin from his bitch.
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The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.
Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.
by nonone October 7, 2006
Get the Country blumkin mug.While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.
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Get the country blumpkin mug.a country blumpkin is a variation of the blumpkin, where the recipient of the head giving is sitting in an outhouse instead of a toilet (and the person performing the fellatio is usually a sister or a cousin).
Cletus: "Ellie May, come out to th' shitter 'n give me a country blumpkin!"
Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"
Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"
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Get the country blumpkin mug.A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.
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