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country blumkin

Similar to a blumkin, where a man receives a blowjob from woman while taking a monstrous shit. The only difference being that the entire operation takes place in an outhouse.
After a hard day of digging potatoes on the farm, Matt was happier than a pig in shit to receive a country blumkin from his bitch.
by Allcaps99 August 27, 2009
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the act of giving fellatio while the receiver is taking a crap in an outhouse
my wife gave me a country blumkin while visiting the hatfeilds in Eastern Kentucky.
by Ryan Kreevil December 22, 2008
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Country blumkin

The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.

Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.
A Country blumkin is the act of getting a blumkin in an outhouse.
by nonone October 7, 2006
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Defined as receiving a blumpkin--getting oral sex while having a bowel movement--in an outhouse.
While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.
by Kyle MD April 28, 2005
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a country blumpkin is a variation of the blumpkin, where the recipient of the head giving is sitting in an outhouse instead of a toilet (and the person performing the fellatio is usually a sister or a cousin).
Cletus: "Ellie May, come out to th' shitter 'n give me a country blumpkin!"

Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"
by GoldTeefs September 9, 2006
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Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in an outhouse.
As the banjo music drifted through the air, Jethro relaxed and enjoyed his country blumpkin.
by Pooberry June 30, 2008
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country blumpkin

A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.
Man, last night I got that best country blumpkin out in the corn fields.
by mgretard March 26, 2019
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