Proper Noun. Patron saint of singledads who unfailingly bite their tounge in the face of cuntitiude from kids mom.
Ex- wife dissed my new puppy in front of my kids, and I didn't bat an eye..."Oh mighty Cuntslayer, doest thou what I can't , and smite the bitchhag with the sword of justice!"
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.