Couch Goblin

That friend who comes over without knocking, goes directly to the fridge, and then plants themselves on the couch for a 5 hours of Netflix.

David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.

Couch Goblin by Silver_Slinky August 19, 2020

cooch goblin 

A cooch goblin is a man or woman who will only eat the pussy. There soul goal in life is to eat the pussy.

Kenzie eats so much pussy they call her a cooch goblin

cooch goblin by MamaBear420 July 6, 2016

cooch goblin 

Negative term for a child. Coming from a cooch, the child is compared to a goblin, a fantasy creature which is short in stature, and usually depicted as ugly, dirty, dumb and uncultured.

Agitated childless person: It is very fucking nice that I'm going to travel to Europe in a few weeks while you get your cooch goblins ready to go back to school.

cooch goblin by UrbanTh August 8, 2017