Cottonwood Eric

When two women in a homosexual relationship have sex with an older man to offload their mutually repressed daddy issues.
Dude 1: “I can’t believe those two lesbians had sex with that old creepy guy.”

Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”

Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”
by Tipdock April 26, 2021
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