Cotelco

Synonymous to PLDT, it is a word that refers to vagrants that will cut your power when you have a good game as they have hired electricians trained in the arts of pissing you off, their goal being, being terrible for no apparent reason at all.

Example in a sentence;

"Yes! Almost to victory- ARGH, damn it Cotelco!"

"God damn it, Cotelco, what do we even pay you for?"

Cotelco by A living person from hell October 31, 2025

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Cotelo

If this person is your bestfriend, he hooks up with the female you currently like.

OMFG you just got COTELOed! Wo0o0o0o0o!

Cotelo by JoseCockJavi January 15, 2009

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Cotelco • Cotelo

cotelo

hypocritical, female acting male, backstabbing, and hairy. will hook up with his bestfriend's intrest yet somehow be the good guy. only to come out of it friendless and still hairy.

student 1: what did you do last saturday night?

student 2: I pulled a cotelo with laura, i hope jose doesnt find out.

cotelo by mhmYouWISH January 19, 2009

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Sleepy juice

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.

I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.

Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024

Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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