Cotelco

Synonymous to PLDT, it is a word that refers to vagrants that will cut your power when you have a good game as they have hired electricians trained in the arts of pissing you off, their goal being, being terrible for no apparent reason at all.

Example in a sentence;

"Yes! Almost to victory- ARGH, damn it Cotelco!"

"God damn it, Cotelco, what do we even pay you for?"

by A living person from hell October 31, 2025

Cotelo

If this person is your bestfriend, he hooks up with the female you currently like.

OMFG you just got COTELOed! Wo0o0o0o0o!

by JoseCockJavi January 15, 2009

cotelo

hypocritical, female acting male, backstabbing, and hairy. will hook up with his bestfriend's intrest yet somehow be the good guy. only to come out of it friendless and still hairy.

student 1: what did you do last saturday night?

student 2: I pulled a cotelo with laura, i hope jose doesnt find out.

by mhmYouWISH January 19, 2009