An adjective meaning that someone is so good at cosplaying they deserve this new, high caliber title. People who consider themselves to be of the level of 'cospro' are also on the same level of people who brag about having the tightest butthole.
by TrollisciousTilmitt November 8, 2010
Get the Cospro mug.Coprolite is a noun meaning fossilised animal faeces. The word literally means “dung stone” and comes from the Greek kopros (dung) and lithikos (stone). Usually coprolites are animal manure and, between 1860 and 1890, were mined commercially in Cambridgeshire England and processed to be used as a fertiliser. When you think of it, it’s not that much of a surprise, after all it is fossilised shit. What is also not too surprising is that the word has also come to describe a person who is old, set in their ways and a thoroughly disagreeable arsehole as well. So if you have a boss, teacher or acquaintance who fits that description, congratulations, you know a coprolite.
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Although elected to high office his malapropisms and misguided attempts at leadership revealed him to be a true coprocephalic.
by K. Gould January 16, 2008
Get the coprocephalic mug.A massive accumulation of cop's in one place. Like the bug their named after they are fucking everywhere.
The perp never stood a chance of getting away after doing the crime due to the swarm of coproaches that infested the area.
by jpg3 June 14, 2011
Get the coproaches mug.This means, quite literally, “one who eats faeces”. French beef farmers, supplying meat for export, feed their cattle human faeces as a cheap food as it contains large amounts of partially digested cellulose and thereafter the cows exhibited coprophagic behaviour. Under certain conditions dogs also develop coprophagic behaviour, but this can be prevented, and cured, by feeding them tinned pineapple!
The use of the term has expanded to describe someone who, while not very clever or good at their job, is always smarming round the boss. The sort of behaviour exhibited is:
1. laughing excessively at the smallest joke;
2. apparently sharing the same interests and hobbies as the boss;
3. getting the boss tea or coffee without being asked;
4. sending the boss Christmas and Birthday cards, often with a gift attached;
Exactly the sort of behaviour that makes you think that if the boss crapped on their desk they’d eat it and swear it was ambrosia. These people are usually mediocre to poor performers and its only their relationship with the boss that keeps them from being potted.
The use of the term has expanded to describe someone who, while not very clever or good at their job, is always smarming round the boss. The sort of behaviour exhibited is:
1. laughing excessively at the smallest joke;
2. apparently sharing the same interests and hobbies as the boss;
3. getting the boss tea or coffee without being asked;
4. sending the boss Christmas and Birthday cards, often with a gift attached;
Exactly the sort of behaviour that makes you think that if the boss crapped on their desk they’d eat it and swear it was ambrosia. These people are usually mediocre to poor performers and its only their relationship with the boss that keeps them from being potted.
“Malcolm’s just given the boss a big birthday card and a present, so I told him he was a perfect coprophage. The twat looked at me as if I’d just paid him a compliment.”
“You did. Nothing about that wanker is perfect.”
“You did. Nothing about that wanker is perfect.”
by AKACroatalin March 16, 2019
Get the Coprophage mug.aka Hong Kong police officers, notorious for their brutalities and excessive force, not to mention they are infamous for dirty jobs and shady businesses, people think they’re just nastier than cockroaches being cops in this way, so there you have it, coproaches.
“Hey look, there’re a bunch of coproaches over there, let’s get a move on, otherwise they will use tear gas for no reason or just because they wanted. Or both. Let’s not risk it.”
by Captain Tripz January 5, 2020
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