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Sexual consent form 

A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.
This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.
Sexual consent form by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018

consent accident 

A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.
"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".
consent accident by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022

Cohencidence

A play on 'coincidence' and the common Ashkenazi Jewish surname Cohen. Used to imply that Jews are behind certain events or movements that are purported to be random or organic. Similar to ((())).
"Man, it's crazy that an attempted serial bombing and a mass shooting happened right before the midterms..."

"Yeah, it must be pure cohencidence."
Cohencidence by strangebrewn October 28, 2018

consent accident 

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.
HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."

Kairi Cosentino

A famous wasian tiktoker from New Jersey who is known from Mattia Polibio's lollipop video, where they shared a lollipop with each other. He stands at 5'4 just like Olaf from frozen. He can practically dance to any audio on Tiktok because of how great he is. Kairi also laughs at a high pitch which many girls find attractive.
Person 1: Wait was that Olaf??
Person 2: Nah that was Kairi Cosentino
Person 1: Damn he's low-key cute

Person 3: AND HE DANCES TO LIKE ANYTHING!!
Kairi Cosentino by TKDBoi December 17, 2019
Coenet is the girl who everybody wants but only one guy can have. She is insanely adorable and beautiful and sexy as well. She is kind and giving and will go anywhere for you. The best friend you will ever have in your life. She is loyal and will not leave you no matter what.
"Look at that girl."
"That's Coenet."
"She's cute."
"Sexy too."
coenet by IamTheJMan July 1, 2014