The show title is a variable. Howdy doody show crack whore. That 70s show crack whore.
The phrase describes a type of addict.
They're an addict and they'll do anything for crack but you like them and they're only going to be around for one episode. They're not family or regular character in your life.
I can give you a ride to rehab but I'm not signing anything. You're a Cosby show crack whore.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"