1. When a man places his penis in the hand of an old woman suffering from parkinson's disease and the natural parkinson's movements of the woman's hand arouses the man's penis to the point of ejaculation.
Little pieces of shit that look kinda like deer poop. The turds sometimes have a mind of their own and splash the toilet water up, causing a drippy poo-hole.
-Resembling Cosby Kids causin' a rukus at the swimming pool.
Denny: Ahhdammit, the Cosby Kids Splasher got me again! Sad thing is, I only brought one towel :/
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.