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Corona Cut 

1. A haircut you give yourself during the coronavirus pandemic because the non-essential barber shops are closed.

2. A haircut you give yourself after downing a bottle of Corona beer.
Person 1: What do you think of my Corona Cut?

Person 2: That shit looks fucking terrible my dude.
Corona Cut by FuccboiFred April 4, 2020

Corona cut 

Refers to your hair after you've stayed inside for an abnormal amount of time during a quarantine.
If nothing is done about it, it'll eventually make you the first technologically advanced troglodyte.
P. Ennis: *sees Phat's new locks*
P. Ennis: That's somewhat of a corona cut you got there. Almost makes you look like a prehistoric troglodyte.
Phat Ho: Thanks for mentioning it. The barber has temporarily closed the shop due to the epidemic.
P. Ennis: You could always resort to the knife.
Phat Ho: That's a good idea, P. Ennis. Then it'll have a second use. I think I'll go do that right now, thanks.
Corona cut by Tricusx May 22, 2020

Corona Cut 

A hair cut that you did on yourself or was done on you during quarantine for the COVID-19 pandemic
Fred: What's up with your goofy ass looking hair?
Robert: I finally decided to get a Corona Cut and it looks like shit now

corona cutie 

A cute guy or girl you want to make out with but who might have corona virus.
and
Cute little kids who might be carriers of corona virus because they're kids.
and
Less commonly used but also the old loot bots in apex that looked like viruses
Guy 1: I met this girl on spring break and now I cant stop coughing.
Guy 2: Uh oh, corona cutie got ya.

Wife: Aww, those kids playing in the street are adorable.
Husband: Don't let those corona cuties get anywhere near you!

Apex player 1: I found a corona cutie!
Apex player 2: ...kys

Corona Cute 

When someone is cute, but only when they have their mask on.

When someone is cute, but you don't know what the bottom half of their face looks like.
Barack: "Woah dude! She's Corona Cute!"
Jack: "Yeah bro, you should see her teeth!"
Corona Cute by DreamingOfLucidity September 24, 2020

Generation Corona Cuties 

All the children born during the Covid-19 pandemic as a result of people being forced to stay at home.
In the year 2020 many couples were forced to socially isolate to prevent the spread of the corona virus pandemic and the result was an increased birth rate. Generation Corona Cuties was born.