Corn Relish

The remnant amalgam of corn and fecal matter adhering to the unsheathed penile glans and shaft post withdrawal from the dirty anus of a lover after anal sex. May also be known as Spooning Corn Fritters.

Roger: Come on Brooohhh we got to head out. We are going to be late. It's about time you got here.
Carl: Sorry Braaaaahhhh. I was drilling my old lady's poop chute and I was covered in Corn Relish. I had to shower that shit off before I came here.