Corcession 

A CORCESSION is the result of the sudden decline in the U.S. stock market due to the impact of the pandemic COVID-19 virus.

DOUG- “Dave, how are my stocks doing? Did the value of my pension drop’?
DAVE-‘Doug, do you live under a rock? The Corcession wiped out your pension!’

Corcession by twilatl maker March 21, 2020

Pussy concussion 

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.

*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”

Pussy concussion by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021

doorknob confession 

A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.

As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.

doorknob confession by Ms. Psyche October 3, 2011

Love Confession 

Most probably, one of the most difficult things to make.

love confession, damnit.
Everyone makes his own.

Love Confession by Centrist November 3, 2008

urban confessional 

the act of substituting confession with urban dictionary while using an alias to clear your conscious

Ashamed from jacking off in the tomato garden and disenfranchised from learning the fresh vegetables in his salad came from said garden Lloyd took to the internet under the alias tomato wackier to clear his conscious, it was a urban confessional.

urban confessional by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen October 10, 2014

Because of my concussion... 

BOMC is an overused excuse that covers anything from simple blunders to awful failures. This phrase is used as an explanation for common shortcomings and can be used in most any situation. No matter what the occasion or what you did wrong, a concussion can always be blamed as the cause.

*In a small hospital room after a terrible accident while playing Cheerleader Chicken*

Cheerleader #1: Hey, how are you feeling?

Ashley: Abd oto ont. Teird tllite a. (Not too bad. A little tired.)

Cheerleader #1: I have no idea what you just said.

Ashley: Sorry I have dyslexia...Because of my concussion...

Because of my concussion... by Avon67 February 24, 2011

Concussion Water 

Mixing a 1.75 of Silver Wolf Vodka, two containers of lemonade concentrate, and 3 beers. A black out specialty.

After a night of drinking concussion water...

Me- (slurring) "It's ok officer, I'm 21 years old"

Officer- "Why the fuck are you in my house?"

Concussion Water by Wisconsin18 July 6, 2011