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Cop schmopped

When the boys lie, LIE out their butts to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.

*Although sometimes no oinking involved...

When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....

When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......

Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.

Until , ...during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his six of his beloved kittens.....................(audience shook /shocked)
—Billy No kill no kittens.
(Even more shock)
- Tommy HERE ,-> a victim of cop schmopping.

And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.....

you know Billy loved those kittens G..... he sure as fuck wouldn’t help you search for 6 hours for nothing.. not even if he was the killer.. stupidmothrrfycker
Sisco: “ yo, wat happened in there?... you crack?...”
Kimmy: “shut the fack up sis’s!! Boys tol me wat you did with my GRandMAaaa, My AunTieee and my cousin Stacy, OKAYyyyyyy”
Sisco: “ You shoulda known I’d never touch your cousin Stacy, she’s fucking Down syndrome, you stupid clitch!You Got Cop Schmopped Ho, you got to go..” ( shoots Kimmy)
Sisco: “ you made me do this.....” ( walks away slowly)
Cop schmopped by Mrs. Nesbit March 6, 2022
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Cop Schmopping 

When the boys lie, LIE out their ass to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.

*Although sometimes no oinking involved...

When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......
Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.

Until , during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his beloved kittens.
Tommy a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.
Cop Schmopping by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022
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