Cop 69 

When two police officers park their cruisers with driver's window to driver's window and waste tax dollars by spending all day idling and bullshitting with each other.

Deputies Dipshit and Assmunch spend all day cop 69ing in the Krispy Kreme parking lot! What a fucking waste!

Cop 69 by liquidt007 October 9, 2010

cop 69 

When two cops cars are turned around in their patrol cars so they can slack and talk to eachother driver's side window to driver's side window

Had to slam on my brakes and slow the hell down when I saw the cops in what looked like a speed trap. No worries though because they were "cop 69" talking to eachother.

cop 69 by Yo-T November 14, 2010

cop car 69ing 

The frequent site on roadway medians of two cop cars pulled up along side each other facing opposite directions, allowing the officers to talk to one another

Hey are those two cars illegally parked? No those two dudes are cop car 69ing while their women are in the mall.

cop car 69ing by ninemile July 11, 2010

69ed a cop 

When you are going over 100 M.P.H. on the highway and you see a cop on the side of the road using his or her radar for speed enforcement and you hit the brakes so that you are doing around 69 M.P.H. when the cop scans you with the radar.

I 69ed a cop the other day.

69ed a cop by Alexander Ghaffari November 13, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004