Skip to main content

Cooter Mousse

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.
Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!
by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021
mugGet the Cooter Mousse mug.

Cooter Mousse

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.
Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!
by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021
mugGet the Cooter Mousse mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email