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Cooter Mousse 

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.
Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!
Cooter Mousse by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021

cooter mouse 

When the plumber snaked the toilet line he found the cause of the clog was a cooter mouse.
cooter mouse by tinyhands4lyf January 20, 2024