Cootchie Monster

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A person addicted to Vaginas and usually randomly talks about them randomly in normal speech. Cootchie monsters are usually D-bags and don't really ever get a girlfriend

John: Dude, the opening of the X-Box 360 reminds me of a Vag.
Me: How? What?
John: It's to turn on and you stick things into it!
Me: Stop being a fucking Cootchie Monster, just because you cant get A GIRLFRIEND. Anyways, let me have some room, stop spreading out over the couch, your so-
John: Like a girls Legs?
Me:*Sighs*

Cootchie Monster by BOTHAN SPY MASTER February 20, 2010

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coochie monster

someone who a fiend for pussy

Kristoffer was the illest coochie monster last night

coochie monster by R3DruM October 29, 2009

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Coochie Monster

Like cookie monster but a known lover of coochie's and eats them on a regular basis

Koner is a huge fucking Coochie Monster!!

Coochie Monster by VomitCock May 27, 2017

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Coochie Monster’s

A coochie monster is a term used for someone, who is broke, smelly, dusty, or someone who doesn’t clean up nivce, BUT STILL TRYNA HIT

Thomas: Wassup ma lemme rearrange them guts.
Crystal: Nah homie, you and your friends some Coochie Monster’s go take a shower

Coochie Monster’s by lilstarloko September 14, 2020

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Coochie Monster

Someone who goes on the coochie like a monster. This person dominates all the females and uses his sexy body to get all the coochie he ever needs. His words slide off his tongue like velvet, his looks freeze coochie in place. He is an alpha dog. He is the man with the plan. If you're ever in doubt, call the coochie monster to help you with all problems.

Ryn Mcd: Gra Rob is so hot!
Em Sum: I know! He's a coochie monster!

Coochie Monster by gray_bossman September 13, 2019

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coochie monster

when a girls vagine has like 7 layers

the coochie monster just ate my dick

coochie monster by j e n n a November 6, 2020

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the coochie woochie Monster

A horrible monster also known as Khole.the coochie woochie Monster comes out only when you do the making slime at 3am challenge

*while doing slime at 3am challenge*

“Omg what was that sound “

“I think it’s the coochie woochie
Monster” “ the coochie woochie Monster “

the coochie woochie Monster by The coochie woochie Monster March 8, 2023

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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