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Coledest tasting beer in the universe, official sponser of superbowl 39 and the NFL...Haters can eat a fat one, all you micro brew faggots smoke swag.
micro brewery's are for trendy metro sexuals.
by Seth December 02, 2004
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(verb) The act of having sex in a canoe, kayak raft or tube. Fucking close to water.
1.I took out the center thwart and we did the coors light for five minutes until I got a hamstring cramp and flipped the boat.

2. well we are out in the middle of this lake and your boring the shit out of me, want to coors light
by wears funny hats March 05, 2009
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A "beer" tantamount to yellowed bottled water. Tastes slightly of piss mixed with an even slighter taste of alcohol. A beer for women and retards like Seth who can't handle real beers like Arrogant Bastard or Maudite.

Easily destroyed by any microbrewery beer out there. The worst of the worst.
You: What are you drinking?
Me: Maudite. You?
You: Coors.
Me: You tasteless retard.
by Man In Black April 07, 2005
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Bland Flavorless alcohol delivery unit that sells because people are too scared to try real beers like Pilsner Urquell or Sierra Nevada Pale Ale .
Don't tell me how good my beer is. I know how good my beer is, because I'm the one who buys it. When Bonnie goes to the store to buy beer, she buys Coors Light, okay? When I drink a beer, I want to taste it.
by Beerman September 22, 2003
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The shitiest fucking beer on the planet. Only fucking pussies and fags drink this shit.
by Big Black Rod August 23, 2003
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A popular "alcoholic" beverage that tastes worse than Odoull's but slightly better than hose water. Especially popular among rednecks and college freshmen who can't afford real beer.
by Mr.FixItWithDuctTape December 17, 2012
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Beer handed out by officers at DUI checkpoint to sober up questionable drivers.
Officer: Sir, how much have you had to drink this evening?

Driver: I've had a few.

Officer: Well here are a couple Coors Lights to help you sober up. Drive safely now.
by Feedstoremafia February 28, 2018
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