The alternative ego of Cartman from South Park.
Kyle: We all know your the coon Cartman

Cartman: Suck my balls you stupid jew
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Coon is an abbreviated term for racoon, majorly derived from the word 'coonhound'. Coons are small nocturnal carnivores (Procyon lotor) of North America that are chiefly grey, they have black masks and bushy ringed tails. They live chiefly in trees, and have a varied diet including small animals, fruits, and nuts.

This is often perceived as a derogatory term for black people, however, the word is completely innocent as long as you are talking about the small, furry animal.
I haven't heard that in a coon's age.

'It was Little Ann who caught the Coon. I heard the ringtail squall when she grabbed him.' -Where The Red Fern Grows
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Plural of coon; Multiple Australian Aboriginals
We all Packed in the car like coons on the way to the bottle shop for some coolibah
by Shaun March 14, 2005
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Brand name of an Australian cheese, once owned by an American company Kraft, but due to is racial undertones was sold back to an Australian company (Dairy Famers).
Damn I wish i had not had that whole block of coon, now I'm backed up.
by Danpat December 31, 2005
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