A response to a story or piece of information that you find boring, or is too long and you don't want to read it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.
by Punchrocket Piers July 15, 2009
A way of saying "I don't care what you're saying but I'm gonna go ahead and say I liked the story."
Usually used after listening to a long story or gossip.
Usually used after listening to a long story or gossip.
by omggirl456 June 15, 2011
What a douchebag says when (s)he wants to completely disregard a separate party's important and/or drawn-out speech. Contains a similar connotation to "tl;dr" but with an elevated amount of douchefaggottry.
Guy#1: Alright, look. I brought you here to talk about Jess. She keeps telling me that you've been sending her inappropriate texts and aggressively grabbing her ass in the hallway. I know we're friends, but seriously, the two of us are in a relationship. Back off. Respect both of us and give her some space and I won't have to come at you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.
by Implying713 July 18, 2011
Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)
Person B: cool story bro
Person B: cool story bro
by a1b2c3d4e5 January 05, 2009
"This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'"
"Cool story bro."
"Cool story bro."
by Geneva H February 07, 2009
by Princess barbie doll 101 February 06, 2018
Phrase used sarcastically to express a lack of interest in what the other person is saying. Often written on the Internet as, "cool story bro".
by thefoureyedfox February 28, 2009