Cool Stick 

A cigarette, named as such because of the way they make seemingly ordinary people look cool

Hey La, pass me another cool stick and I'll juggle your balls with my mouth

Cool Stick by R. Shackleford February 4, 2006

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool 

A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.

Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool by Sam Pardee January 2, 2009

cool speech bubble stickers on girl's files 

Stickers on girl's files that are positioned to make it seem pictures of celebrities are saying things.

These usually leave a blank space for the person to write thier name, making it seem the person in the picture is talking about them.

see stupid speech bubble stickers on girl's files

Hi ( insert name here ), I'm never going to go out with you!

Hey ( insert name here ), stop looking at me and look at Berrington.

cool speech bubble stickers on girl's files by Berry April 13, 2005

Coolstick 

1. A cigarette.

Considered cool for the following reasons:
2. Something that will improve your social life.

3. Used to help you beat stress caused by other ass holes in ones life.

4. Something thats very expensive and may harm you and those around you.

uncool kid: Where is James?

cool kid: He's popped out for a fag.

uncool kid: Eh?

cool kid: He went for a coolstick

uncool kid: Ah! very good

Coolstick by CFlack8472 October 20, 2009

california coolstick 

A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.

Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"

california coolstick by Frank durtcock July 5, 2018

coolsick 

Something or someone beyond awesome; crazy, cool, sick, stupid, badass, insane all rolled into one.

Ray: Man, that movie was awesome!
Dave: Hell yeah, it was coolsick!

coolsick by badkarma927 June 3, 2007

Dirty Colstick 

When a guy shows his hairy ass to you and he has butt plug and you pull it and he violently shits on your face.

I went to this guys house and did a dirty colstick.

Dirty Colstick by anonymous February 20, 2025