When someone acts in a reasonable fashion towards you or your colleagues, while being consistently pointing in conversation and comments towards the negative things in life.
Like my mom, she is cool sometimes, but she complains about everything. So she will be chill to be around, but she always talks about how something isn't to her standards. Blah.
In the south, mostly the southern gulf coast. A coolickle is a pickle in a normal jar with red kool aid added to it. You can find it next to the pickled eggs and pigs feet.
A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.
Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"