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Cool Guy Kai 

"Cool Guy Kai" or "CoolGuyKai" is a term coined by the LGBTQ+ community that refers to a specific dynamic in polyamorous relationships used to identify any adult straight person that pretends to be bisexual so they can lure teenagers in a relationship with them with the goal said teenagers also have sexual intercourse with their adult partner, who is an ephebophile. It is a term created to condense predatory behavior towards minors within the LGBTQ+ community.
"Don't be such a Cool Guy Kai. She just turned 18. We should date someone older."

"Why would we have a threesome? I don't like women like that. Besides, they are underage. I'm not a Cool Guy Kai."
Cool Guy Kai by ango gobblogian September 25, 2019

CoolGuyKai 

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A "CoolGuy", followed by their name, is a term/nickname used for a person who has been caught or is known to be a predator of underage girls.
They are generally in their mid 20s to early 30s yet have the mentality of a 14 year old, which matches their taste in little girls.
They use the term CoolGuy as it helps lure in impressionable teen girls, making them them think they're a nice person they could totally be best friend with.
CoolGuy's are perpetually stuck in High School and refuse to grow up or date people of their own age, particularly because anyone with a fully developed brain can see that it's morally wrong to date underage girls when you're an adult (especially if they also happen to be parents themselves and/or have guardianship of an underage girl).
CoolGuy's tend to specifically target girls who have a troubled home/family life and/or suffer mental health issues because CoolGuy's know that the more broken a teenage girl is, the easier they are to manipulate and groom till they reach the legal age of consent in their state so they can then persue a sexual relationship with the teen.
"Hey, did you hear about that YouTuber who sent nudes of himself to 16 year old girls when he was 24? Then had sex with one of them within weeks of them turning 18, after having befriended them at 14 and even taking on a guardianship role!? what a sick bastard!"
"Yep, that's CoolGuyKai AKA Laineybot, apparently they even used the poor girls virginity as a bargaining chip with their husband, CoolGuyJames AKA Onison, then accused the girl of raping them both, at the same time!".
CoolGuyKai by deadendjustice93 October 1, 2019
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