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Cooking bacon

Killing pigs (cops)
1.
Leo: if that dirty cop fucks with me, I need to cook some bacon.

2. Stitches - Fuck the police

I just found out where them cops live
So when I shoot up they crib I can see 'em drop dead
Put some bacon on the barbecue

3. You still know those guys who used to cook bacon?

4. Ill be cooking bacon.
Cooking bacon by Yambalaja May 18, 2016
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Cooking Bacon

To cock-block; to prevent one from getting play a.k.a. the digits, having sex or the booty. Preventing one from starting a relationship
I was trying to get this lovely young woman's phone number but my best friend was cooking bacon
Cooking Bacon by IbeCookin June 1, 2011

cooking bacon

when cooking bacon on the stove being careful is a must so that the pig doesnt burn you... so driving around or more so in the same direction as a cop you have to be careful not to get burn by him/her
friend: r u ok

me: no im cooking bacon
friend: really wheres the cop
me:a couple cars back
cooking bacon by SrNiightmare September 30, 2012

cooking bacon

cooking bacon means asking people for spare change.
can be used:
''cook bacon''
''cook''
"I need another dollar"
"go cook bacon."

RIING!"hello?"
"what you up to?"
"cooking bacon."
"where?"
"at the mall"
cooking bacon by thamiam May 25, 2008

cooking with bacon 

Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian's neologism for "doing a good job"
That founder didn't ask for my permission! He is cooking with bacon!
cooking with bacon by lispytriz April 27, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026