by Pussy Print August 23, 2017
Get the Cookie Jarmug. by Corban March 5, 2005
Get the cookie jarmug. by Rolls June 4, 2005
Get the cookie-jarmug. by stephen and patrick September 3, 2006
Get the cookie jarmug. That blue box that has delicious cookies on the lid but when you open it you find no cookies, just sewing supplies.
"Man, my grandma has, like, 3 separate "cookie" jars and when I find them I always get hyped for nothing"
by Hey boss November 30, 2016
Get the "Cookie" jarmug. aka "cj", "cookie"
a man who allows his French food obsessed girlfriend to insert cookies into his anus as a form of intimacy and/or as a way to induce a bowel movement
a man who allows his French food obsessed girlfriend to insert cookies into his anus as a form of intimacy and/or as a way to induce a bowel movement
I love Kwitchee so much, I think I'll be her cookie jar tonight. Who knows, it might even help me poop more than once a week.
by kwitchee March 6, 2010
Get the cookie jarmug. Cookie Jarring: Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.
"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."
"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."
by AnimorphFan June 15, 2020
Get the Cookie Jarringmug.