cookaroo 

Noun: a person or thing that happens that is silly and funny or weird. Someone who does something silly or funny or acts strange is a cookaroo!
Noun: a giant bird that looks like a flamingo and migrates from Indiana to Southern California when it's a mature adult.

~I paid for my parking and walked to where I parked. I didn't see my car anywhere. Wait a minute! I'm in the wrong parking structure! I am such a cookaroo!

~This gal knocked on my door. She was clearly drunk and high and wanted to pray for me. What a cookaroo!

cookaroo by Necheska March 1, 2015

Cookaroo 

A person who squawks like a fucking Cookabarrow and has a lack of average brain function or can’t take in a single spoken word.

“Oi ya fucking stupid cunt, stop yelling at me ya daft bloody COOKAROO”

Cookaroo by JasonC2002 June 28, 2022

cockaroo 

An incredibly well hung kangaroo. It's cock hits the ground as it hops.

"Look at that kangaroo"
"No that's a cockaroo"

cockaroo by Jesusflower May 4, 2014

coolarooni 

When somone or somthing is cooler than cool, but is still not the coolest.

If Jim was coolarooni, he would have been invited to come to my party.

coolarooni by A. Petree July 4, 2006

Coolaroonie 

Cooler than cool, but still not the coolest.

Person1: So did you ever see that movie?

Person2: Yeah.

Person1: Did you like it?

Person2: Yeah, it was pretty coolaroonie.

Coolaroonie by oeljay January 15, 2008

Cookatooed 

To be drunk and tired at the same time, in a state or a mess after a couple of nights on the lash

"I was well cookatooed last night"
"you was cookatooed on holiday wasn't you"

Created by Aaron Powell.

Cookatooed by Mia Rees October 21, 2008

Cookaloo 

A sexy young man that all the bitches want

He might be a monster, but he is definitely also a cookaloo

Cookaloo by brown_shart_4423 May 22, 2022